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Jan. 20th, 2018 04:40 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
kodak2004(camera zooms in to Bernie's sweaty, contorted face)
Bernie: "The millionaiuhs and billionaiuhs... who's gonna tax 'em now?"
(Zoom in to clock, 20 seconds until midnight, Paul Ryan stops doing push-ups on the floor and stares in horror at the clock)
Mitch McConnell: "It... it can't be!"
(Thomas Massie, Justin Amash, and Rand Paul do that nodding thing from the sail barge scene from Star Wars Episode VI, 5 seconds left on clock)
Rand Paul: "Are you ready, dad?"
(Ron Paul appears from the shadows, hands on the shutdown switch)
Ron Paul: "I was born for this."
(Lights go out on Capital Hill, camera pans to Capital Steps, Gary Johnson lights a blunt and chuckles maniacally, walking away dramatically with his jacket slung over his shoulder)
(Ghosts of Thomas Jefferson, Calvin Coolidge, and Barry Goldwater smile in approval, end credits begin rolling)
*scene*
Bernie: "The millionaiuhs and billionaiuhs... who's gonna tax 'em now?"
(Zoom in to clock, 20 seconds until midnight, Paul Ryan stops doing push-ups on the floor and stares in horror at the clock)
Mitch McConnell: "It... it can't be!"
(Thomas Massie, Justin Amash, and Rand Paul do that nodding thing from the sail barge scene from Star Wars Episode VI, 5 seconds left on clock)
Rand Paul: "Are you ready, dad?"
(Ron Paul appears from the shadows, hands on the shutdown switch)
Ron Paul: "I was born for this."
(Lights go out on Capital Hill, camera pans to Capital Steps, Gary Johnson lights a blunt and chuckles maniacally, walking away dramatically with his jacket slung over his shoulder)
(Ghosts of Thomas Jefferson, Calvin Coolidge, and Barry Goldwater smile in approval, end credits begin rolling)
*scene*
